OBSERVATORY LIVE
TSLA +2.31%DOGE +5.7%BTC -0.4%NVDA +1.1%META -0.6%DJT +3.2%STARLINK CONSTELLATION: 6,142 active satsFSD v13.4 rollout: 11.6% of fleetxAI Memphis cluster: 218,000 H100 / 47,000 B200OPTIMUS UNITS DEPLOYED IN-FACTORY: 1,840OBSERVATORY SHOCKWAVE: 18,400 KM RADIUSATTENTION GRAVITY INDEX: 98 / 100MEME INTENSITY (24H): CRITICALREPLY SWARM VEL.: 2,240 RPMTSLA +2.31%DOGE +5.7%BTC -0.4%NVDA +1.1%META -0.6%DJT +3.2%STARLINK CONSTELLATION: 6,142 active satsFSD v13.4 rollout: 11.6% of fleetxAI Memphis cluster: 218,000 H100 / 47,000 B200OPTIMUS UNITS DEPLOYED IN-FACTORY: 1,840OBSERVATORY SHOCKWAVE: 18,400 KM RADIUSATTENTION GRAVITY INDEX: 98 / 100MEME INTENSITY (24H): CRITICALREPLY SWARM VEL.: 2,240 RPMTSLA +2.31%DOGE +5.7%BTC -0.4%NVDA +1.1%META -0.6%DJT +3.2%STARLINK CONSTELLATION: 6,142 active satsFSD v13.4 rollout: 11.6% of fleetxAI Memphis cluster: 218,000 H100 / 47,000 B200OPTIMUS UNITS DEPLOYED IN-FACTORY: 1,840OBSERVATORY SHOCKWAVE: 18,400 KM RADIUSATTENTION GRAVITY INDEX: 98 / 100MEME INTENSITY (24H): CRITICALREPLY SWARM VEL.: 2,240 RPM
SECTION 05 / PROPHECY ARCHIVE

Technology Prophecy Archive

Old timelines, scored against reality. A public figure's credibility is the integral of their forecasts over time — we make it visible.

PREDICTION ACCURACY
41/100
integral of forecasts
AVG DELAY
4.3yrs
vs. stated target
FUTURE CREDIBILITY INDEX
28/100
accuracy − 3 × delay
TRACKED CLAIMS
12
05.A
ALTERNATE TIMELINE
each claim, scored
LIVE
P-1 · 2016

Mars crewed mission

target 2024
CLAIMED

Crewed Mars mission by 2024.

REALITY

No crewed mission. Starship still in iterative orbital test campaign.

ACCURACY8
DELAY6 yrs
P-2 · 2014

Full Self-Driving

target 2018
CLAIMED

Tesla cars will be fully autonomous (no driver needed) by 2018.

REALITY

Did not happen. As of 2026, FSD is highly capable but supervised; robotaxi rollout has begun in narrow geographies.

ACCURACY30
DELAY8 yrs
P-3 · 2017

Boring tunnel cost

target 2022
CLAIMED

10× cheaper tunneling than industry standard.

REALITY

Loop installed in Las Vegas; capacity claims revised downward; cost gap is real but well under 10×.

ACCURACY35
DELAY4 yrs
P-4 · 2018

Robotaxi network

target 2020
CLAIMED

1M robotaxis on the road by 2020.

REALITY

Did not happen. Robotaxi product launched mid-2020s in limited service areas; fleet measured in low thousands.

ACCURACY12
DELAY6 yrs
P-5 · 2020

Neuralink human trial

target 2022
CLAIMED

First human implant within ~2 years.

REALITY

First human implant achieved in 2024; ~2-year delay.

ACCURACY78
DELAY2 yrs
P-6 · 2015

AI dangers

target ongoing
CLAIMED

AI will be more dangerous than nukes.

REALITY

Qualitative; broadly endorsed by safety research community by 2025; quantitatively unsettled.

ACCURACY70
DELAY0 yrs
P-7 · 2016

Solar Roof

target 2018-2020
CLAIMED

Cheaper than a normal roof + electricity.

REALITY

Available but installations remain a small share of new-roof market; cost claims overstated.

ACCURACY38
DELAY5 yrs
P-8 · 2019

Tesla Semi production

target 2020
CLAIMED

High-volume Semi production by 2020.

REALITY

Limited deliveries began 2022; volume ramp ongoing in 2026.

ACCURACY35
DELAY5 yrs
P-9 · 2017

Starship reusability

target 2022
CLAIMED

Full and rapid reuse within a few years.

REALITY

Partial reuse demonstrated by mid-2020s; rapid reuse approached but not fully operational.

ACCURACY60
DELAY3 yrs
P-10 · 2014

Battery prices

target 2018
CLAIMED

Cell prices below $100/kWh.

REALITY

Achieved 2023-2024; multi-year delay but qualitatively correct trajectory.

ACCURACY72
DELAY5 yrs
P-11 · 2017

Hyperloop

target 2022
CLAIMED

Functional inter-city Hyperloop in <5 years.

REALITY

Did not happen. Concept abandoned by most developers; Boring Company shelved test loop.

ACCURACY5
DELAY6 yrs
P-12 · 2022

X superapp

target 2024
CLAIMED

X becomes a payments + finance + media superapp.

REALITY

Partial: payments integration begun in 2024-2025; superapp positioning incomplete.

ACCURACY45
DELAY1 yrs
05.B
CREDIBILITY OVER TIME
cumulative accuracy
LIVE
2014201620182020202220242026

Cumulative accuracy decays in the late 2010s as more high-confidence consumer claims (FSD-2018, Robotaxi-2020) miss; it recovers slightly post-2023 as longer-horizon claims close out.

05.C
CLAIM TYPOLOGY
which categories survive?
LIVE
  • rocket
    34
  • ev
    40
  • ai
    48
  • tunnel
    20
  • neural
    78
  • energy
    38

Aerospace claims consistently outperform vehicle-autonomy and tunneling claims. Neural / human-interface claims have improved over time as the lab has stabilized.

ALTERNATE TIMELINE

What if every prediction had landed on time?

A crewed Mars sortie in 2024. A million-strong Robotaxi fleet in 2020. Solar-Roof at residential price-parity in 2018. The forecast is a portrait of a possible world the operator believed was within reach.

Markets would have priced Tesla 60–80% higher; aerospace ETFs would have repriced an order of magnitude; AI policy would have arrived four years earlier.

What actually happened: the claims operated as commitment devices and recruiting funnels long before they operated as engineering targets. The shortfall is the product.