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TSLA +2.31%DOGE +5.7%BTC -0.4%NVDA +1.1%META -0.6%DJT +3.2%STARLINK CONSTELLATION: 6,142 active satsFSD v13.4 rollout: 11.6% of fleetxAI Memphis cluster: 218,000 H100 / 47,000 B200OPTIMUS UNITS DEPLOYED IN-FACTORY: 1,840OBSERVATORY SHOCKWAVE: 18,400 KM RADIUSATTENTION GRAVITY INDEX: 98 / 100MEME INTENSITY (24H): CRITICALREPLY SWARM VEL.: 2,240 RPMTSLA +2.31%DOGE +5.7%BTC -0.4%NVDA +1.1%META -0.6%DJT +3.2%STARLINK CONSTELLATION: 6,142 active satsFSD v13.4 rollout: 11.6% of fleetxAI Memphis cluster: 218,000 H100 / 47,000 B200OPTIMUS UNITS DEPLOYED IN-FACTORY: 1,840OBSERVATORY SHOCKWAVE: 18,400 KM RADIUSATTENTION GRAVITY INDEX: 98 / 100MEME INTENSITY (24H): CRITICALREPLY SWARM VEL.: 2,240 RPMTSLA +2.31%DOGE +5.7%BTC -0.4%NVDA +1.1%META -0.6%DJT +3.2%STARLINK CONSTELLATION: 6,142 active satsFSD v13.4 rollout: 11.6% of fleetxAI Memphis cluster: 218,000 H100 / 47,000 B200OPTIMUS UNITS DEPLOYED IN-FACTORY: 1,840OBSERVATORY SHOCKWAVE: 18,400 KM RADIUSATTENTION GRAVITY INDEX: 98 / 100MEME INTENSITY (24H): CRITICALREPLY SWARM VEL.: 2,240 RPM
SECTION 03 / MARKET IMPACT LAB

Market Impact Lab

When a tweet from this account hits the feed, options chains, dealer hedges, and retail flow respond within minutes. We chart the causal probability without claiming determinism.

MARKET CHAOS INDEX
74/100
rolling 30d
EVENTS / 30D
11
market-moving posts
AVG INTRA-MOVE
±6.4%
first 60min post-tweet
VOL POINTS Δ
+19
avg. IV impulse
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MARKET CHAOS INDEX
30-day chaos series
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CHAOS 0–100TWEET VOL.

Chaos = scaled blend of intraday volatility, options-IV impulse, and reply-swarm density. The three spikes are tweet-attributable events; the floor never returns to pre-2018 levels.

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TWEET → ASSET CORRELATION
category × asset (illustrative)
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03.C
HISTORICAL EVENT REPLAY
annotated event table
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DATEASSETPRE 30MPOST 60MCLOSEΔIVEVENT
2018-08-07TSLA+0.4%+11.0%+7.8%+22'Funding secured' tweet. Trading halted intraday; SEC settlement follows.
2020-05-01TSLA+0.2%-10.3%-10.3%+12'Tesla stock price too high imo' wipes ~$14B in market cap.
2021-02-04DOGE+1.0%+49.0%+35.4%+40'Dogecoin is the people's crypto' — half-day +49% intraday.
2021-05-11DOGE-1.5%-18.0%-22.0%+38SNL appearance reads as bearish; Doge -22% on close.
2021-06-13BTC+0.8%+8.2%+6.7%+18Renewable-mining acceptance comment; BTC +6.7% on close.
2022-04-25TSLA-0.6%-5.4%-6.0%+14Twitter-deal agreement; TSLA -6% on financing optics.
2022-10-27TSLA+0.4%-2.0%-2.1%+9Acquisition closes; attention-capital tension priced in.
2024-07-14DJT+0.8%+31.5%+25.0%+60Day after public endorsement; DJT +25% on close.
2024-11-13TSLA+1.2%+14.7%+13.9%+17DOGE federal role announced; TSLA breaks higher on policy proximity.
2025-06-05TSLA-0.6%-8.8%-14.3%+24Public feud with administration; TSLA -14% in a single session.
2025-09-15TSLA+0.4%+4.1%+7.3%+11Trillion-dollar compensation vote approved; TSLA +7.3% on close.
2026-03-15TSLA+0.5%+5.6%+6.8%+10Public reconciliation arc; TSLA prices in policy detente.
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CAUSAL PROBABILITY
attribution framework
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We never claim a single tweet 'caused' a move. We do claim that observable price action — within minutes of a post — is consistent across many years and many posts, and that the conditional distribution of asset returns post-tweet is statistically distinguishable from the baseline.

  • Define event window: t–30m → t+24h.
  • Normalize by sector beta, vol regime, macro calendar.
  • Compute residual return and IV impulse vs. matched non-event windows.
  • Score persistence at t+24h to separate noise from impact.
  • Aggregate across categories: market, political, meme, regulatory.
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VOLATILITY HEATMAP
asset × tweet-category
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Heat intensity = average IV impulse (points) attributable to tweets in that category-asset pairing. Doge/political pairings remain the most reactive.